It's a pretty short blurb but it can be hard to find the whole thing so I wanted to include it. Similarly, I just copied the whole thing because it's so insignificant that it seems like it might get taken down someday in the near future.
Rounding up a little, Grasshopper Manufacture has been in the business of developing super-bloody action games for almost 30 years. Our latest, newly-announced title, ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN – abbreviated as "RomeDead"...? "RomeMan"...? Maybe just "IsA"...? I don't know, we'll figure that out later. Personally I think "IsA" sounds kinda cool. Just kidding. Anyway, we'll set up a proper abbreviation for the title for social media later, so please be sure to help us make it a thing!
At this point, our development team is working at full force to get this thing finished. Back in the day, this would've been right around the time when staff members started bringing in sleeping bags to stay overnight in the studio, but nowadays we make sure that everyone gets enough time to rest and refresh properly. I'll never forget the craziness of working all night in a frenzy back in our salad days, receiving warning mails for doing too much overtime (this actually happened). The final stage of game development is really similar to the world of the movie Beautiful Dreamer, like the night just before a big school festival. Man, it's been awhile - now I want to watch Beautiful Dreamer again. What, you don’t know that movie...? I guess maybe a lot of you are a bit too young to remember it... It's probably streaming somewhere, so check it out sometime.
Anyway, as for what's good about this game... It’s all written out up above, so make sure to give it a good read! Romeo Is A Dead Man is scheduled for release in 2026, probably. Why "probably"? That's kinda obvious, isn’t it? That One Game had its release date announced, right? Every publisher wants to make sure to steer clear of That One Game's release date. But what if we were to flex a little and release it on the same day... Yeah, nope - just thinking about that is way too scary. Alright then, see you later.